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*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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ICE, ICE, BABY  For years, Death Valley presented visitors with a mystery: those of the famed “sliding rocks.”  What made these small boulders seemingly glide across the playa, leaving tilled soil tracks in their wake?  The answer appears in the scientific journal PLOS One: a layer of ice, and a push from the wind.  Nature’s game of curling, we’d guess.  (Photos [from top]: Richard Norris / Jim Norris / Michael Hartman via The New York Times)


how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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"We should fucking be together"

— Jon Mess (via acceptmyspeech)

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My new pipe is very octopussy so now I have an octopussy junior


My new pipe is very octopussy so now I have an octopussy junior

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Come Here Puppy


Come Here Puppy

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Every morning I wake up and wonder if it’s ever gonna occur to you how much I need you and how much a text or a chance to see you would brighten my day..

I’d rather you talk to me out of sympathy than not at all.

How sad is that?

It’s hard when your bed is empty every morning and the only thing you want is for your phone to vibrate

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Guys be like “girls can wear makeup and change their face” but have you ever seen guys without their beards? That shit fucks you up ☕️

I barely have a beard and it makes a huge difference.

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"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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