"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species’ existence counts on them doing it. I don’t know how women still go out with guys when you consider that there’s no greater threat to women than men. We’re the number one threat to women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women, we’re the worst thing that ever happens to them. If you’re a guy, try to imagine that you could only date a half-bear, half-lion, like, “Ugh, I hope this one’s nice."

— Louis C.K. (via alienintruder)

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greynotgrey:

Hey kid, you wanna see some pictures?

Chicago 1943 - PBR sign over railyard

greynotgrey:

Hey kid, you wanna see some pictures?

Chicago 1943 - PBR sign over railyard

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dirtiexhippie:

♡majestic unicorns in the sunset♡

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oraldiarrhea:

secretsbest:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

thank you science 

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THE BINKY JUST…….

DROPPED

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thefluffingtonpost:

Area Cats Reject Reality, Live in Fantasy World

A pair of local cats, Dora the tuxedo and Luna the tabby, have declared their basement the “Barony of Fluff,” and are refusing to speak to anyone who doesn’t recognize the made-up kingdom.

“It’s lunacy,” said Susan Wolpert, who lets the basement to the kitties. “They owe me two months rent, but now they’re claiming that I owe them because of some archaic, feudal land-grant system they’ve set up.”

The two cats have reportedly built a fortress out of old cardboard boxes and are preparing for a long siege.

Via little_friends.

"In the current abortion debate, there is no talk of children. Those who are anti-abortion never mention them. They seem to be the same people who want to cut food stamps and get rid of social programs that might help children and mothers. They never talk about nineteen-year-old fetuses. They don’t talk of war or hunger or about how much it costs to buy shoes and socks and how hard it must be to have children without a washer and dryer. They never seem to take into account who the father is, or who the boyfriends might be. I never wanted to have a baby if I wasn’t positive I could give it a wonderful life and my undivided attention. I didn’t get that from my own mother. When I was little, I didn’t understand that there is no such thing as undivided attention. My feeling was I needed to become a good mother to myself before I invented a child that needed one."

— SNL’s Nora Dunn and other women writers and comedians on the choice not to have children. (via explore-blog)

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guardian:

A new species of fairyfly, Tinkerbella nana, has been discovered
John T Huber of Natural Resources Canada and John S Noyes of London’s Natural History Museum have named a new genus for the species after the fairy Tinker Bell from JM Barrie’s Peter Pan, while the specific epithet they chose is derived from the name of the children’s dog, Nana, in the same play.
[Photograph: Dr John T Huber]

guardian:

A new species of fairyfly, Tinkerbella nana, has been discovered

John T Huber of Natural Resources Canada and John S Noyes of London’s Natural History Museum have named a new genus for the species after the fairy Tinker Bell from JM Barrie’s Peter Pan, while the specific epithet they chose is derived from the name of the children’s dog, Nana, in the same play.

[Photograph: Dr John T Huber]

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inothernews:

FLASH BURDEN  Images captured by NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory of the Sun’s active region AR1748 has produced the first four X-class solar flares of 2013 in less than 48 hours, all seen here in the extreme ultraviolet range.  (Photo: SDO via NASA APOD)

inothernews:

FLASH BURDEN  Images captured by NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory of the Sun’s active region AR1748 has produced the first four X-class solar flares of 2013 in less than 48 hours, all seen here in the extreme ultraviolet range.  (Photo: SDO via NASA APOD)

Do you save the biggest nug for last?

Keepsitfreshright

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“The more they told me: you’re a girl, you can’t paint graffiti, you can’t go to subways, because you’re a girl, you’re a mere female; I had to stand up and just shut them up.” —Lady Pink

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